function rand(n) {
  seed = (0x015a4e35*seed)%0x7fffffff;
  return (seed>>16)%n;
}
function makearray(len) {
        for (var i=0;i<len;i++) this[i] = null;
        this.length = len;
	this.ind = 0;
}

quotes = new makearray(47);
quotes[0]  = "In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet - Alice Abrams";
quotes[1]  = "Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced - Paige Arden";
quotes[2]  = "Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals - Charles Baudelaire";
quotes[3]  = "Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order - Samuel Beckett";
quotes[4]  = "Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals - Charles Baudelaire";
quotes[5]  = "On with the dance! Let joy be unconfined - Lord Byron";
quotes[6]  = "Dancing is at once rational & healthful: it gives animal spirits; it is the natural amusement of young people, & such it has been from the days of Moses - William Cobbett";
quotes[7]  = "I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance - e. e. cummings";
quotes[8]  = "There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good - Edwin Denby";
quotes[9]  = "O, Love's but a dance! A whisper, a glance, 'Shall we twirl down the middle?'. O, Love's but a dance, Where Time plays the fiddle! - Henry Austin Dobson";	
quotes[10] = "Its what I always wanted to do, to show the laughter, the fun the joy of dance - Martha Graham";
quotes[11] = "He who cannot dance puts the blame on the floor - Hindu proverb";
quotes[12] = "Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing - Clive James";
quotes[13] = "All dancing girls are nineteen years old - Japanese proverb";
quotes[14] = "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche";
quotes[15] = "I should not believe in a God who does not dance - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche";
quotes[16] = "Music begins to atrophy when it departs too far from the dance - Ezra Pound";
quotes[17] = "I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine - Rita Rudner";
quotes[18] = "But oh, she dances such a way! No sun upon an Easter-day. Is half so fine a sight - Sir John Suckling";
quotes[19] = "Let us read and let us dance--two amusements that will never do any harm to the world - Voltaire"; 
quotes[20] = "A ceilidh is like aerobics, only the music's better and you get to cuddle someone most of the time! - Someone's Ex-girlfriend";
quotes[21] = "The waltz is a dance of quite too loose a character, and unmarried ladies should refrain from it...very young married ladies may be allowed to waltz if it is very seldom.... The Gentleman and Lady's Book of Politeness, 1833";
quotes[22] = "To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love - Jane Austen";
quotes[23] = "One may judge a king by the state of dancing during his reign. -- Chinese proverb";
quotes[24] = "When you dance, you don't sweat: you glow - Didi";
quotes[25] = "I just put my feet in the ground and move them around - Fred Astaire";
quotes[26] = "The lines, which a number of people together form, in country dancing, make a delightful play upon the eye, especially when the whole figure is to be seen at one view as at the playhouse from a gallery. The beauty of this kind of 'mystic dancing,' as the poets term it, depends upon moving in a composed variety of lines, chiefly serpentine, governed by the principals of intricacy. The dances of barbarians are often represented without these movements, being only composed of wild skipping, jumping, and turning around or running backward and forward with convulsive shrugs and distorted gestures. One of the most pleasing movements in country dancing which answers to all the principles of varying at once, is what they call the 'hey.' Analysis of Beauty, William Hogarth";
quotes[27] = "When someone blunders, we say that he makes a misstep. Is it then not clear that All the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill our history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great leaders have arisen merely from a lack of skill in dancing - Moliere, 1622";
quotes[28] = "There is nothing like dancing after all.  I consider it as one of the first refinements of polished societies - 'Pride And Prejudice'";
quotes[29] = "If music be the food of love, play on - William Shakespeare";
quotes[30] = "We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip, may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency - Mark Twain";
quotes[31] = "When I dance, I cannot judge, I cannot hate, I cannot separate myself from life. I can only be joyful and whole, that is why I dance - Hans Bos";
quotes[32] = "Dance is your pulse, your heartbeat, your breathing. It's the rhythym of your life. Its the expression in time and movement, in happiness, joy, sadness and envy - Jaques D'Amboise";
quotes[33] = "To dance is to be out of yourself, larger, more powerful, more beautiful. This is power, it is glory on earth and it is yours for the taking - Agnes de Mille";
quotes[34] = "Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body - Isadora Duncan";
quotes[35] = "Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground - Martha Graham";
quotes[36] = "To sing well and to dance is to be well educated - Plato";
quotes[37] = "Never criticize your dance partner - Brave Combo";
quotes[38] = "And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. Friedrich Nietzsche";
quotes[39] = "I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases--the dances are precisely the same. You have only to spin around with frightful velocity and steer clear of the furniture. This has a charming and bewildering effect - Mark Twain";
quotes[40] = "You catch glimpses of a confused and whirling multitude of people, and above them a row of distracted fiddlers extending entirely around the room. The waltz and the polka are very exhilarating--to use a mild term--amazingly exhilarating - Mark Twain";
quotes[41] = "To shake your rump is to be environmentally aware. -- David Byrne";
quotes[42] = "Every dance is and gives ecstasy. The adult who puts his arm around his companion in the ballroom, and the child in the roadway, skipping in a round dance -- they forget themselves, they dissolve the weight of earthly contact and the rigidity of daily existence. - Curt Sachs";
quotes[43] = "The English dance unites the guests of an evening by the spell of rhythmical movement into a chance casual community - Curt Sachs";
quotes[44] = "The entire dance was based upon the smooth interweaving of the figures and the harmonious co-operation of the couples - Curt Sachs";
quotes[45] = "Dancing is a relatively safe form of intoxication - Copeland & Cohen" ;
quotes[46] = "Q: How many contra dancers does it take to screw in a lightbulb. A: Only one. But you have to walk through it twice.";
quotes[47] = "If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution - Emma Goldman"
quotes[48] = "Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play."

seed = (new Date()).getTime() %0xffffffff;

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